Bae: babe come over
Me: I just put my bagel bites in the oven
Bae: my parents aren't home
Me: I literally just put them in the oven
determinate:

vertical/personal/everything ♥

determinate:

vertical/personal/everything ♥

(Source: determinate, via fiftyshadesofselfdestruction)

nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 

(via hundrediguanas)

do you ever look at your follower count and think wow i tricked all these people into thinking im cool

(Source: officialmcdonaldsblog, via ghoustly)

smokemydreads:

😦😏

smokemydreads:

😦😏

(Source: shesbombb, via bri-g124)

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

(via ghoustly)

bitchbot:

i hate being older because now i have to bring my own crayons to restaurants

(via widdess)

aduhm:

tumblr can limit my posts, but they’ll never limit my swag

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On the bright side, my coffee will never get cold in hell.