(Source: fromrussiawithxyu, via widdess)

(Source: dulect, via widdess)

Sometimes you need to burn bridges to stop yourself from crossing them again.

(Source: daddyjared, via widdess)

allegria-di-naufragi:

Banksy.

I’m slowly unlearning how to english

(via ghoustly)

onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

(via ghoustly)

obamallamatime:

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

(Source: obamallamatime, via ghoustly)